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Showing posts with label Funny sms. Show all posts

Doctot VS Neta

Neta - Menu mere bhasa ch daso ki hoe ea .
Doctor - Mere report mutabik tuhada blood pressure Gotalai wang wad gya hai te fefre brosa de rehe han te dil astefa den wala hai.

Suno Ji

Wife : Suno Ji ! Is Hafte Film Dekhange Te Agle Hafte Puri Shopping Karange,
Husband : Ohton Agle Hafte Assi Mandir Javange,
Wife : Oh Kyun…?
Husband : Bheekh Mangange….

BJP Congress Parchar

Ik Munde Ne Ek Kudi Nu Kamal Da Phull Vekhaya,
Kudi Ne Ohnu Ik Jordar Chaped Maari,
Munda Bolya, Main Tan BJP Da Parchar Kar Reha Si,
Tu Menu Kyu Maarya?
Kudi Boli, Main Congress Da Parchar Kar Rahi Han..

Funny Joke In Punjabi – Tivi Te Baba

Ik Tivi Babe De Kol Ja Ke Kehendi,
“Baba Jee, Mere Aadmi Menu Ghar Aunde Saar Maarna Peetna Suru Kar Dinda Hai”,
Baba Kehenda, “Aah Lai Taabeez, Jad Vi Tera Gharwala, Ghar Aave, Ehnu Apne Moonh Ch Paa Lavi Te,
Te Thodi Der Munh Na Kholi”,
7 Din Baad Tivi Khush Hundi Hoyi, Fer Babe Kol Gyi,
Kehendi, “Baba Jee Kamaal Ho Gya, Jad Tak Main Tabeez Nu Munh Ch Rakhdi Han, Oh Menu Kuch Ni Kehenda”
Baba Kehenda, “Beta, Aa Tabeez Da Ni Teri Jubaan Band Rakhan Da Fayda Hai…”

Kudi Di Maa

40 Saal Da Ik Banda, Apne Vyah Lyi Kudi Nu Dekhan Gya,
Kudi Di Maa, Os Bande Nu Dekhde Hi Chingaad Marke, Behosh Ho Gyi,
Hosh Aaun Ton Baad Sabne Puchheya, Ki Hoya Ki Si Tenu?
Kudi Di Maa Ne Keha, Eh Banda 18 Saal Pehlaan Menu Vi Dekhan Aaya Si…

Teri Gusse Wali Ghoori

Tu Beemar Ae, Eh Kehen Ton Darda Han Main
Teri Har Ik Ada Te Nakhre Te Marda Han Main
Roz Walk Te Janda Haan Karn Practice Bhajjne Di
Teri Gusse Wali Ghoori Ton Darda Han Main…

Potato Fever – Aaloo Bukhara

Pappu :”Fruitwalay Baba, Give Me Some Potatoes Fever
Fruitwala :”Ahh ‘Potatoes Fever’ Ki Hunda Hai ??
Pappu :”Oh My God, You Illiteracy People, Potatoes Fever Means “Aaloo Bukhara”

Wife To Husband – Ki Karde Ho

Wife Husband Nu Phone Karke Kehendi Hai: Hello, Jee Tusi Ki Karde Pye O?
Husband: Darling, Main Bahut Busy Han, Bada Kamm Hai Ajj Office Te?
Wife: Oho, Kinna Karna Painda Hai Tuhanu? Ajj Pata Laga?
Husband: Ki Kariye Sohniye, Karna Painda Hai? Tusi Ki Karde Ho?
Wife: Main Tuhade Peeche Table Te Han, Te Bacche Puch Rahe Ne Aa Daddy De Naal Kudi Kaun Aa…

Husband Wife Problem

Wife: Oh Sweet Heart, Tusi Kinne Pyare Ho? Meri Photo Hamesha Apne Naal-Naal Rakhte Ho? I Love You…
Husband: Jad Vi Koi Problem Aundi Hai, Main Tuhadi Photo Dekh Lenda Han, Te Problem Solve Ho Jandi Hai.
Wife: So Nice, Tusi Dekhya Main Tuhade Layi Kinni, Lucky Han?
Husband: Jee Bilkul, Jad Vi Koi Problem Hundi Ae, Tuhadi Photo Dekh Ke Menu Oh Problem Vi Nikki Jehi Lagdi Hai, Sochda Han Ke Jad Aidi Problem Nu Jhalda Han, Eh Tan Kujh Vi Nhi…

Husband Di Saza

Husband Naal Ladai Karn Ton Baad, Tivi Ne Apni Maa Nu Phone Kitta: Mummy Osne Fer Mere Naal Ladai Kitti E, Main Tuade Kol Aa Rahi Han…
Maa: Na Putt Na, Ohnu Ohdi, Galati Di Keemat Chukaani Pavegi,
Tu Na Aa, Main Aa Jaani Aa Tere Kol…

Sarkari School

Punjab Ch Ik Pind Da Sarkari School Siveyan De Nede Si,
Othe Ik Bujurag Di Maut Hon Karke, School Di Chhutti Kar Ditti Gayi,
Bachhe Khushi-Khushi Ghar Vall Ja Rahe Si,
Raah Ch 2 Bujurag Baabe Manje Te Baithe Hoye Si,
Ohna Nu Dekh Ke Bantu Te Ghantu Hassan Lag Gaye,
Baabeya Ne Puchya Ke Kyon Hassde Pye Oh?
Tan Ghantu Kehn Laggya, Bantu Dekh Apni 2 Chhutiyan Aa Baithiyaan Ne…

Husan Di Taareef

Wife: Meri Umar 45 Hon De Baawjood Vi Tuhada Ik Dost Meri Husan Di Taareef Karda Ni Thakda…
Husband: Ik Hi Banda Kar Sakda E, Oh Maange Raam? Haina?
Wife: Oh God, Sahi Keha, Tuanu Kive Pta…
Husband: Kabaadi E Na…